Thursday, January 14, 2010

Would the course of British history have been altered if King Henry V111 had his wives wash their hair?

It is an historical fact, verified by ardouus research,that his royal majesty had a medical aversion to the common problem of dandruff. Two of his six wives he had beheaded for this outrageous lack of hygiene as he perceived this problem to be. Do you think that he overreacted? The cure for dandruff is hardly beheading is it?Would the course of British history have been altered if King Henry V111 had his wives wash their hair?
You are a troll. You aren't funny. Your claims, and your claim of ';ardouus research'; are crap.





Historical fact: Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard were beheaded for TREASON.





Historical fact: Dandruff wasn't an issue AT ALL until Head and Shoulders TOLD people they needed to NOT have it, in the 1960s/





Historical fact: NO ONE washed their hair in the 15th century. It simply wasn't done. It had nothing to do with ';hygeine';, a term, ALSO not coined until the 20th century.





Historical fact: in those days, people (well, royalty and the upper classes) didn't even often wear their own hair! Those paintings are of people WEARING WIGS.Would the course of British history have been altered if King Henry V111 had his wives wash their hair?
Wrong again, eh? King Henry VIII did not have an aversion to dandruff. Well, maybe he did, but that was not the reason he had two of his wives beheaded. Anne Boleyn was beheaded for high treason, adultery and incest, whereas Catherine Howard was beheaded for treason. Those were legit reasons, but a lot of people believe that what actually happened was that he found another woman and/or because they didn't produce him a son was why they were executed.
To be fair to old ';H';, shampoo technology hadn't developed to today's standards. But beheading certainly got rid of the dandruff, I'll give him that!


10 out of 10 for ingenuity for old lard guts.
You're wrong matey, they caught cold and sneezed so hard their heads fell off. Thats why to this day the English say ';find a head, and pick it, find the nose to fill with snuff .
As time goes by your so called questions are getting more ridiculous, if that's possible. Perhaps you could provide links to your knowledge of Henry VIII's other aversions.
No it wouldn't.Isn't this just the same re-worded question that you asked the other day?Yes it is,I remember being bored by it.
Hmmm, but all the portraits show the ladies wearing hoods and caps. Seems unfair to fault someone when their headgear is causing a skin malady.
Actually Henry cut his losses on his Royal Shampoo franchising
You keep asking this question. It wasn't funny the first time, and it isn't funny now. Give it a rest.

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